May 2011
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half a bubble off plumb: On national catharsis. →
dearcoketalk: So Osama’s dead and people are dancing in the streets. I’m relieved he’s dead but disgusted that so many people are acting like giddy barbarians about it. Thoughts? Sorry, asshole. You don’t get to be both relieved and disgusted. This is one of those times where you can’t…
May 3rd
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February 2011
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Feb 18th
It terrifies me how quickly I can finish a...
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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I'm finding everyone's facebook statuses about...
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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Jan 29th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Click here to see me turn into a puzzle →
irenechicago: Watch the commercial - Frankie Cusimano is my fake husband! Awesome! And just a liiiittle bit disturbing.
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Country Strong
Guys. That movie is about ME. Paltrow’s character is so obviously based off my life it’s killing me.
Jan 18th
Why is Cthulhu on this 300-year-old gravestone? →
jessnevins: Short piece I did for io9
Jan 15th
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Friday you FUCKERS
Tonight I’m gonna facepunch lightning and dropkick thunder.
Jan 15th
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Clearly someone has been doing the herbal.
I don’t think I understand anything anymore.
Jan 14th
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Jan 1st
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December 2010
2 posts
Just had to deplane because we were leaking fuel.
Suck it, John McClane. I’m not going out like that.
Dec 28th
A Merry Christmas to all and to all a Dancefight.
Dec 24th
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October 2010
1 post
WatchWatch
emptv: the dirty diamonds ° heaven’s plate anche fare il bagno col tempo brutto e il mare grosso piace. me lo hanno dimostrato quest’oggi prima gli spokes e ora questi dirty diamonds, il cui video all’inizio sembra citare atmosphere dei joy division benchè poi la musica vada in tutt’altra direzione. find more > http://www.myspace.com/pumpthedirtydiamonds I dunno if you all have had a...
Oct 21st
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August 2010
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Aug 28th
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June 2010
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Jun 24th
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Jun 9th
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May 2010
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May 30th
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Chances are
if your house is covered in glitter and porno the next morning- it was probably a good party.
May 30th
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May 17th
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May 7th
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April 2010
1 post
WatchWatch
So, I was just alerted I was in this. And they cut out the part where I asked for peace on earth and left in the part where I asked for a bag of money. Of course.
Apr 2nd
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March 2010
2 posts
WatchWatch
What else? What else? Well, a couple of weeks back we had a phenomenal show by The Guystorm who came through on their way down to SXSW.  This was one of the craziest shows I’ve ever been to and it was compounded by the fact that it was taking place in my living room. Awesome. Video by Jack Edinger
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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February 2010
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Feb 10th
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whatta fine girl.
Ned covered my facebook page with this song and told me to deal with it. I am currently having a great time dealing with it.
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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January 2010
1 post
Sweet Lord
If I’m crazy hungover does that mean that I won new years?
Jan 2nd
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December 2009
16 posts
beer and a shot at the airport.
That’s the best idea I’ve ever had… Oh shit. Now I want a cigarette.
Dec 27th
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Dec 21st
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“I hate to disappoint and take away the entertainment of it all but I am...”
– Asher Roth Well that clears that up. (via iammattjordan) I had to send this to every major news/blog outlet today. It was actually sad how much people ran with this rumor. OMIGOD! ASHER ROTH GAY? So lame.
Dec 21st
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Listenswitchblades: I Don’t Want to Live on the Moon...
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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